Last updated on September 3, 2021

True-Name Nemesis - Illustration by Zack Stella

True-Name Nemesis | Illustration by Zack Stella

Naya midrange. Sultai control. Mono red aggro. Jeskai tempo. Notice anything? We as a Magic society have become so engrossed in our pursuit of the “best deck” and the most “meta-breaking strategy” that we’ve forgotten what MTG is all about: expression of self.

Okay, you don’t have to be as philosophical as I am about collectible pieces of cardboard, but the least you could do is add a bit of zest to your deck names. I don’t care what colors your mana base needs to support. I don’t even care if you’re aiming to win on turn 4 or turn 50. I want to know if your deck has personality. Mono red aggro? Never heard of that deck. Burn? Oh yeah, burn and I go way back.

Maybe clever deck-naming is a lost art. An outdated form of expression, never to be spoken of again. But if you’re like me and you miss the good old days when your deck’s name carried some history with it, then keep reading.

I’m about to list my top ten favorite deck names in all of competitive Magic history.

#10: Burn

Lightning Bolt - Illustration by Christopher Moeller

Lightning Bolt | Illustration by Christopher Moeller

Burn? Really? You make all this fuss about deck names losing their originality, and you start off your list with Burn?

You, probably

Look, I’ll admit that I’m a bit biased toward the deck being a Burn player myself, but it’s one of the most iconic deck names out there and the name is just so fitting. Whether you’re playing as or against the Burn player, Burn always seems to live up to its name.

If you lose against Burn, you feel like you’ve just been burned. If you win against it, you feel like you barely made it out of that situation alive. Besides, it beats all of its other names. “40 Bolts and 20 Mountains” is lazy, “Sligh” is named after Paul Sligh and has nothing to do with the deck, “red deck wins” only works if you win, and “mono red aggro” is straight-up lame.

“Burn,” however, takes one of the most linear strategies in the game and gives it a personality and history of its own. Sometimes, simple is best.

#9: Robots

Arcbound Ravager - Illustration by Chase Stone

Arcbound Ravager | Illustration by Chase Stone

You may also know this artifact creature-centric deck as “affinity” after the namesake mana-cheating mechanic, but I really like Robots. The name is pretty self-explanatory since most of the creatures in the deck look like robots. After all, that’s what artifact creatures are, right?

With 0-mana Ornithopters and artifact lands like Seat of the Synod, you barely had to pay any mana for Frogmite and Thoughtcast. Add a playset of Arcbound Ravagers and Cranial Platings to the mix and you’ve got a hyper-fast deck capable of closing out the game as early as turn 3!

It’s scary and it’s fast, just like a robot. Robots, like Burn, doesn’t go over the top with a whacky, nonsensical title. Instead, it has an understandable name which gets the theme of the deck across with just enough flavor to still be interesting.

#8: Oops! All Spells

Balustrade Spy - Illustration by Jaime Jones

Balustrade Spy | Illustration by Jaime Jones

Now we’re venturing into more unique territory. Oops! All Spells is known for playing zero lands, a feat that is nearly impossible to pull off in a competitive Magic environment. And its unique gameplan may be even stranger than its name.

The goal of Oops! All Spells is to resolve either Balustrade Spy or Undercity Informer. Since you don’t play any lands, you mill your entire deck. Why would you want to do that? Well, all of your copies of Narcomoeba will enter the battlefield, which allows you to cast Dread Return for its flashback cost. Target Thassa’s Oracle and you’ve just won the game!

Of course, casting a 4-mana card without any lands in your deck is no easy feat, but the result is more than worth it. Imagine facing Oops! All Spells for the first time. Your opponent casts Balustrade Spy and then turns over the cards of their deck, one by one. Turning over the last card, your opponent smirks and then says: “Oops! I guess all my cards are spells.” You ask to examine their graveyard as they kill you a few seconds later.

Speaking from experience, I can say that nothing is more humiliating than losing to a deck called “Oops! All Spells.”

#7: Cheeri0s

Puresteel Paladin - Illustration by Jason Chan

Puresteel Paladin | Illustration by Jason Chan

Before I get into the specifics of Cheeri0s, I have to tell you that Magic players love breakfast. Okay, maybe they just like eggs. And by eggs, I mean 1-mana artifacts like Skycloud Egg. Any other artifact with a similar ability is also called an egg, even if it doesn’t have the word “egg” in its name.

For example, Chromatic Sphere is also an egg. That’s how we ended up with “Full English Breakfast” and other crazy deck names. Now here’s the best part: Cheeri0s doesn’t have any eggs. At the time of Cheeri0s’s inception, the Magic deck-naming community was willing to name any artifact-based deck after some sort of breakfast.

Cheeri0s’ goal is to play either Puresteel Paladin or Sram, Senior Edificer and then play a bunch of 0-mana equipments. Get it? Cheeri0s? Because all the mana symbols look like the cereal Cheerios?

Anyway. You’ll eventually draw your copy of Grapeshot and kill your opponent that way. While naming a degenerate combo deck after a popular cereal my seem a bit strange, I think it’s a clever enough name to earn a spot on this list.

#6: Soul Sisters

Soul Warden - Illustration by Randy Gallegos

Soul Warden | Illustration by Randy Gallegos

This deck’s name makes a lot of sense if you look at its two most important cards: Soul’s Attendant and Soul Warden. Is that it? Yeah, that’s basically it. But “Soul Sisters” has a nice ring to it, and lifegain strategies are always interesting.

This particular decklist leverages powerhouse cards like Ajani’s Pridemate and Archangel of Thune to convert lifegain triggers into real board pressure. Besides that, Souls Sisters aims to win the game the old-fashioned way: play creatures, attack, win.

It’s always nice to see a deck playing the game the way Richard Garfield envisioned it all those years ago.

#5: Nic Fit

Veteran Explorer - Illustration by Steven Belledin

Veteran Explorer | Illustration by Steven Belledin

Who in the world is Nic anyways, and what exactly does he fit into? That’s what I was thinking when I first heard about this deck. But when I did some research online, the name started making a lot more sense. Just kidding. I actually got more confused.

Nic Fit is supposedly short for “nicotine fit,” something that cigarette addicts suffer from when they haven’t had a smoke in a while. Those who support this theory suggest that the original Nic Fit player was so slow that he would drive his opponents into nicotine fits. It’s also a typo for “Nice Fit,” as other Magic historians will tell you that “Nice Fit” was the deck’s original name. The deck’s creator claims he was listening to “Nic Fit,” a song by music group Sonic Youth.

The debate over which of these stories is true still hasn’t been settled. Nic Fit’s three cornerstone cards are Veteran Explorer, Cabal Therapy, and Green Sun’s Zenith, which come together to create a powerful midrange strategy. While I don’t find the deck name to be particularly clever, it deserves a spot on this list solely for its iconicity and controversy.

#4: The Rock

Phyrexian Plaguelord - Illustration by Kev Walker

Phyrexian Plaguelord | Illustration by Kev Walker

The Rock, also known as “The Rock and his Millions,” is the predecessor to Nic Fit. Also a Golgari midrange deck, The Rock is known for running Phyrexian Plaguelord and Deranged Hermit, along with a few other high-impact cards to win the game on value and board pressure.

Okay, but why is it called The Rock and his Millions? Well, the deck’s creator thought Phyrexian Plaguelord looked like Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and the millions refer to his millions of fans, or the millions of creatures you summon with Deranged Hermit. I know, it’s a bit of a stretch, but The Rock has been the go-to name for all Golgari midrange decks ever since the original version became popular in the competitive Magic scene.

While Phyrexian Plaguelord is no longer played in more recent versions of The Rock, it’s always nice to have a deck whose name reminds us of the card that started the whole Golgari midrange archetype.

#3: Sunny-Side Up

Second Sunrise - Illustration by Greg Staples

Second Sunrise | Illustration by Greg Staples

From the whole section about Cheeri0s and all deck names being breakfast-related, you should know that Sunny-Side Up is an artifact deck with lots of eggs. Remember, eggs are cheap artifacts like Chromatic Sphere that can be cycled. If you take a careful look at the decklist, you’ll see that Sunny-Side Up contains lots of eggs, plus a playset of Second Sunrise. Eggs plus Second Sunrise equals Sunny-Side Up.

Other players have also called the same deck “Second Breakfast” for similar reasons. Those who are unfamiliar with Sunny-Side Up may be hard pressed to find the deck’s win condition, as only a single copy of Pyrite Spellbomb is capable of dealing damage to your opponent. As it turns out, that’s all you need!

Sunny-Side Up likes to draw its entire deck by sacrificing eggs and then bringing them back with either Second Sunrise or Faith’s Reward. If you have a copy of Lotus Bloom in play, you’ll break even mana-wise with Second Sunrise, and if you have more than one, you’ll gain mana!

Once you hit that critical mass of artifacts, you should be able to draw through your deck and kill your opponent by playing Second Sunrise over and over again with Conjurer’s Bauble, Pyrite Spellbomb, a few copies of Lotus Bloom, and an artifact that draws a card.

Yes, the deck is as degenerate as it sounds, which is why the name “Sunny-Side Up” is so misleading. Such an innocent-sounding name for such an evil deck. It’s perfect.

#2: Dead Guy Ale

Dark Confidant - Illustration by Scott M. Fischer

Dark Confidant | Illustration by Scott M. Fischer

Dead Guy Ale is another one of those strange deck names that somehow stuck with Magic throughout the years. This Orzhov deck doesn’t have any crazy shenanigans or combos going on, opting instead to grind its opponent down with discard spells and solid creatures.

This deck’s inventor is none other than pro player Chris Pikula, one of the members of Dead Guy, an old Magic team. Okay, we’ve got the Dead Guy part down, but what does ale have to do with it? Well, Dead Guy Ale was initially a rogue brew (a newly invented deck that hadn’t yet become popular), and the Rogue Brewing Company has a beer called Dead Guy Ale.

This is probably one of the most clever deck names I’ve ever heard of, even though the name has nothing to do with the deck itself.

#1: Death & Taxes

Thalia, Guardian of Thraben - Illustration by Jana Schirmer & Johannes Voss

Thalia, Guardian of Thraben | Illustration by Jana Schirmer & Johannes Voss

You knew this one was coming. To quote Ben Franklin: “Nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.”

Mr. Franklin may not have been referring to the Magic deck, but the quote seems fitting anyway. Typically a mono white weenie deck, Death & Taxes aims to tax your opponent’s mana while swarming the board with small creatures. It also plays the role of the taxman, going around the metagame and punishing greedy players. If you’re competing in a Legacy tournament, you’ll definitely run into a Death & Taxes player.

Wasteland and Rishadan Port will keep your opponent’s mana in check while Thalia, Guardian of Thraben punishes them for playing multiple spells in a turn. Death & Taxes has it all: an awesome deck name, the ability to win any matchup, and the unique role of keeping all other decks honest.

I have to hand first prize to Death & Taxes, possibly the most iconic deck name in all of Magic history.

Wrap Up

Leave in the Dust - Illustration by Vincent Proce

Leave in the Dust | Illustration by Vincent Proce

I don’t expect you to agree with every deck on this list. This is my personal preference, and that list may change a year or two from now. Either way, I hope you enjoyed this, as I certainly had a blast writing it.

The conversation doesn’t have to end here, though! Let me know what your favorite deck names are and why on our Twitter, Facebook, or any of our other social media. Oh, and if you ever do get the chance to name your own deck, pick something clever. The last thing we need is another Naya midrange.

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