One-of-One Serialized MTG Beef Stick Accidentally Eaten in Cleveland
We’ve seen MTG gummies, MTG beer, and even an IHOP collaboration. But now…we’re bearing witness to one of the greatest MTG ideas of all-time.
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Warning: Parents Discover TMNT Play Boosters in Children’s Halloween Candy
Please check your child’s Halloween candy so they don’t end up opening multiple Raphaels.
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New Star Trek MTG Set Revolutionizes Fabled Chair Tribal Archetype
Thanks to Star Trek, Chair Tribal is back on the menu. You might want to sit down for this one.
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First Spirit Halloween Opens Up in New Phyrexia’s Bustling Downtown
New Phyrexia is broadening its commercial horizons with the plane’s very first Spirit Halloween, located in The Dross Pits right next to Yankee Candle.
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MTG Arena Reporting System Allows Vigilante Genius to Save Everyone
Wizards of the Coast finally decide to allow us to report players on Arena. As the world’s foremost vigilante genius, I have a LOT to say on the matter.
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MTG’s Purge Day Legalizes All Cards Across All Formats for 12-Hour Period
What would YOU do if you could get away with playing anything in Magic for 12 days? Or would you be one of the ones who simply hides and waits it out?
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Sir Patrick Stewart Accidentally Signs ‘Professor X’ on Star Trek Magic: The Gathering Cards
MTG’s releasing actor-signed Magic cards when Star Trek releases, but Sir Patrick Stewart might’ve forgotten who he played during the signing process.
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Magic: The Gathering Announces Homelands Remastered for 2027
You wanted less Universes Beyond and more Magic IP? Well Wizards of the Coast has responded with a return to the critically acclaimed Homelands set.
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Fleem Is Dead. Long Live Fleem.
It’s Fleeming Time! Mark Rosewater announced that we might be getting Fleemed soon! That’s Fleem-tastic!
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WotC Falls Short of Required Lightning Greaves Reprints for Financial Quarter
Wizards of the Coast fell short on their target for Lightning Greaves reprints, despite putting a new version in literally every possible set they could have put one in.
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Righteous Heathcliff Fans Outraged By Evil Garfield Secret Lair Announcement
Heathcliff fans are OUTRAGED! This new Garfield Secret Lair drop proves the Wizards of the Coast has essentially sided with evil itself, as Garfield is NOT the original funny orange comic strip cat! We Heathcliff fans will not abide by this.
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MTG Introduces Ultra-Fast “Pick-Fifteen” Draft Format
The data’s in and Pick-Two Draft has simply been too slow. Time to take it up a notch. Not to 11. To 15!
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